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9 Undeniable Reasons To Date A BBW (Big, Beautiful Woman)

Musical greats like Sir Mix-a-Lot and Queen caught on a long time ago. Big booty makes the rocking world go ‘round. If you’re late to the party, there’s no need to worry. We’ve put together the ultimate list of reasons you should date a big, beautiful woman. BBWs and their big behinds are where it is at, so read on to make sure you don’t stay behind the times big time.

  1. It shows you’ve got character.

    When you date a BBW, you prove to yourself and everyone else that you’re not a sucker for the unfair biases of society. You rise above shallow mainstream values and have the ability to look past silly prejudices that cloud the vision of so many others. When you walk around town with a big, beautiful woman on your arm, it is a sure sign of self-confidence. Rather than following the mainstream down to the same old waterholes, you make it clear to society—and more importantly, to your woman—that you understand what is really important in life.

  2. BBWs have amazing personalities.

    Sure, that’s a generalization. Not everyone has a killer way about them, no matter what their age, race, or weight. But plus-size women have to deal with more judgment than their matchstick counterparts. In response, many women have risen above and developed wonderful personalities. Many are easy to talk to, endearing, fun, and free of the egotism that plagues self-entitled women. The men who date big, beautiful women will attest to this. *Cue the chorus of “Amens” from the balcony.* Often enough, BBWs will have you crooning, “Ooh, baby, I love your way.” After that, it will be a no-brainer how to spend your night and day, every day.

  3. There has never been a better time to date BBWs.

    How about a round of applause for the creators of online dating sites? There is a cornucopia of online options out there for meeting chubby women, and the sites are on fire with great conversation, flirting, and lifelong connections being made. Unfortunately, some plus-size women have become jaded with the typical bar scene because they face plain meanness from air-headed men. Scratch that, “air-headed boys”. Lots of women have relocated to the internet to find good men for love or a good old fashioned hookup. For some of the best options, check out our post on the 5 Best Places to Meet BBWs Online.

  4. Big, beautiful women make excellent dates.

    The key to a really, really good date is laughter and lots of it. Bigger people have bigger laughs, and that’s a big, beautiful fact of nature. For round after round of contagious laughter, your best bet is to take a plump princess out for a meal. And it’s not crazy to hope she will know a number of great restaurants and eateries. Many BBWs eat well and know where to go. Plus, if you run across some fool who wants to intrude on your night, there’s a good chance your woman already knows how to stand up for herself because she’s been there before.

  5. Overweight women tend to be goood in bed.

    Don’t let stereotypes fool you, many big beautiful women are experienced lovers. Generally speaking, they are not overly concerned with themselves, and your best chance for a pleasurable night is with someone who knows how to give. On the other hand, conventionally gorgeous women don’t have to lift a finger in order to get laid, which unfortunately can translate into laziness or self-centeredness in the sack. Plenty of men have gotten a dime (by society’s definition) in bed, only to find that she’s just interested in being pleasured. Yet she still maintains the mindset that she’s giving you a gift. That’s crazy. The best sex is a tango. So cue the baby-making music, and let the bedroom dance begin.

  6. There’s no better cushion for cuddling.

    Maybe the cuddling is before sex, after sex, or while you literally Netflix and chill. It won’t matter when or where the cuddlefest is going down, it’s going to be s-p-e-c-t-a-c-u-l-a-r. Rest that weary head wherever you like, and you’re likely to find a feather-soft pillow rather than uncomfortable bone. Not a few men have curled up in that pleasure palace and thought, “Wow, now I can die a happy man.”

  7. It’s the cultured thing to do.

    Skeptical? Then you don’t know fine art, my friend. Many historians and art critics already know what our friend Freddie Mercury once shouted from the rooftops. The world wasn’t always fatphobic. It didn’t always have such narrow definitions of beauty and sexuality. Once upon a time voluptuous and even ultra-voluptuous women were consider the pinnacle of beauty. Put simply, it meant they ate well, and that meant security and wealth. The great Peter Paul Rubens was no stranger to painting highly curvaceous women, and it is fair to suspect the genius was interested in doing more than painting these beauties. Great minds think alike, so if you want to be brilliant, it is time you understood that big curves never go out of style.

  8. You will gain the respect of other women.

    And people in general for that matter. If you are the kind of guy who appreciates beauty in all its forms and widths, you’ll have the upper hand when it comes to chasing conventionally beautiful women. You will have proof that you understand beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and they will see you for someone who is interested in the heart of a woman. If that’s you, best of luck mining for your heart of gold..

  9. The movie “Shallow Hal” will finally make complete and perfect sense to you.

    This is arguably the most compelling reason on this list. If you have not watched Hal learn the cinematic lesson of the century, it’s time to run over to Blockbuster. Or wait, make that pull up Netflix. And while you’re at it, find a big, beautiful woman to watch with.